So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
