I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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