Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The air was thick with penises
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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