I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
do nipples grow back?
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