Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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