just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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