ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I skipped work to stalk him.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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