Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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