Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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