I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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