i jhust puked up my retainher.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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