Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
