Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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