My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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