Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You can make out without kissing
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