Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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