I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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