her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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