This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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