She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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