help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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