your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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