and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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