So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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