How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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