Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You ate ashes out of my bong
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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