I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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