My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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