How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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