What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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