In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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