She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If I die, sorry about rent.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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