She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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