I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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