I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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