Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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