im gay
i know
yea but for you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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