I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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