dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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