My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize