I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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