I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've blown a few things in my day
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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