Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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