i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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