so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she woke up with a sticky ear
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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