They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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