I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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