i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
