hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
too bad you live with your parents still
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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