I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
