YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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