I want to stick my p in your. b.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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