went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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