He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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