On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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