i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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