i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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