I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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