whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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