so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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