The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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